Sunday, April 18, 2010

FUPA FIASCO

I JUST found out what a FUPA is. I thought that it was short for “flirty under pant action”.

Sadly, this is not the case and I am outraged that no one told me.

I think that my first indication that my acronym was incorrect, should have been the looks that I got when I went around telling all the beautiful jacked men at the gay bars that I had some FUPA action happening, and their perfect smiles turned straight to disgust.

Thinking that my ass had lost its “Umph” and that men no longer wished to ogle my goodies, I went to the one place that would tell me the truth, the internet.
For those of you who are not aware of what FUPA stands for, it is the “Fat Upper Pubic Area”. Urbandictionary.com describes this as follows: Descriptive of the phenomenon common with men and women so afflicted by obesity that their pubic area is used to store patches of fatty waste.

So…are you telling me that I told all of these handsome creatures that I have a fat upper pubic area and not that I was sporting sassy boxer briefs?

Yes.

And I am MORTIFIED.


Ughskies, no wonder I am single.

xoox

William